Dating Beautiful People Sucks

Hey guys,I have something I want to discuss/rant today. 

I don't know how many times I heard people say "No, I only want to date hot people" Or "Hell no, I won't ever date , him, he's bleeping ugly!!" In fact, I've been getting some peanuts lately because I like someone who's "below" me. So instead of just being the bigger woman and getting over it, I'm going to make all of YOU guys think like me and start going after ugly people! Well not ugly people, but people you actually get along with and hold conversations with instead of just mindless making out and camwhoring.

Reason One: You're probably not that gorgeous. At least, not as gorgeous as that person.  I'm serious! You probably aren't! The reason why you think the other person is so bleeping HOTTT is because the person is better looking than you!!! You're probably thinking "well no duh!! That's why I want to date him and hold him and bleep bleep bleeeeeeep!". But you gotta remember, YOU'RE NOT GORGEOUS!!! 


What does that mean?!? If this person is dating you cause you somehow convinced him or tricked him into liking you, but you're mainly dating him cause he's smoking hot (sorry if you’re a guy. Just change all the he's with she's) then you probably won't have the confidence and secure-ness that comes with dating someone whom you just truly love and get a long with. That means every waking hour you have when you're not with him, you'll be thinking things like: "Omg, what if he meets a smoking hot girl at work today and he goes off with her into the sunset and deflower her!" Or maybe even "He's going to that video game convention, and I just know that he's going to meet some hot gamer slut and they'll hit it off right away and I'll be history eating ice-cream all day." Yeah, you'll become a paranoid wreck, kind of like me. And as much as I love myself,  being a paranoid wreck is tiring and not everyone can do it. Just trust me, its not fun.

Reason Two: The dude's going to get ugly SOMETIME in the future. He's not going to be a suave and sexy and bleeping when you guys start hitting your 60's and 70's. Oh no, the wrinkles will settle in, the hair colors will give out, and he'll have no  more abs for you to stroke. And when all that goodness melts away with age, you'll be stuck with someone who's probably conceited and just a bleeping jerk. Then you'll become angry and divorce him and be alone with thoughts like "well, he's all alone too."

Well girls, I have bad news for you. When an old guy tries to go for a girl, he can pull off the sexy look. All he has to do is get a bathrobe, comb back his hair (You know, the Don Equis Look) and say "Hey ladies, look at how sexy I am with my grays and blacks, my red soft velvety robes and this glass of alco-hol in my hands all swishy swashy."
Example:

But a girl trying to pull the sexy and get a nice strapping young lad, after popping babies?!?! It'll go something like this:

"Hey you FINE thing, how about you and me go ride off into the sunset and we'll deflower you. " -Smoke cigarette and smack red lips-
He'll just say "Get away from me you ugly hag!"

The whole point of this entry? I spend way too much time alone and need to go out more. But. also to date people you actually can get along with and spend hours at a time with. That way, you can be with someone for-like-ever!

Buh bye now. 

~Kira