The Art of Being Interesting

You know what would be super random? If there was a class dedicated to the teachings of being interesting. I know it might sound stupid and you might scoff at it now, but I think it might actually be a useful class in the long run, and also be simply hilarious. 

Now I'm not talking about a Communications class. That class teaches you on how to speak properly, but a class that'll teach you to be a funny interesting person to listen to in general.  With this class you'll never be a loser again. Even if your butt ugly ( don't say appearance doesn't affect how you perceive and treat people cause it does. your pretty? your suddenly nicer, smarter, funnier and such. you're ugly? you're annoying, a  loser and don't know what to do with your life), you'll keep your whole peer group captivated and you'll become like the next big thing. And then YOU'LL be the popular person in school and never have to sit in that corner and feel lonely and depressed again! 

A popular nerd ^^^^^

Wouldn't that be simply amazing? But its also kind of funny if you think about. I can just imagine it. You walk into the the classroom on the first day of school and one of the requirements should be: If you don't get genuinely interested in the way I talk, then you can leave after listening for 5 minutes. And the teachers could go to entertainment school as a requirement. 

clowns actually scare the crap out of me...

Clown school would never be a place of disgrace or shame or whatever again! I mean you would have to assume that they have no right to teach about being interesting if they can't be interesting themselves right? 

and the say Asians are smart >.<

But then again there's that case where if you turn something into a class, it automatically goes boring.. but you can't make the subject, the Art of Being Interesting, Boring, because it has to be interesting! I think it'd be one hell of a class and one heck of a major. 

~Kira